I'm outta here, assholes. Me and Lilith need somewhere with shit to do.

Axel, you queer shithead. Wanna give ya somethin'.

EDIT: Forgot to mention I'm taking Italy's tiniest girl with me.

Um, my Italian is so bad -- like, really bad. If this stupid translator would work.

Ciao, la mia toletta è Justin. Er. That's probably not right. Damn.

I'm Justin -- I just really need to find a grocery store. Help?

To the badly dressed, trigger-happy moron who decided to create a panic in a crowd where all individuals were already running high on adrenaline:

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I have a bunny in my closet. It's about the size of my palm, runs around a lot, and it wont let me pick him up and throw him back into the streets.

...so, who wants it?

Anyone know a GREAT place to get some gelato?  I really REALLY REEEEAAAALLYYYY want some!  Its like one of times I'm craving something and I just HAVE to have it or I'll go CRAZY or something!  Y'know what I mean right?  Just like you can't stop thinking about it and the more you do the worse it gets!

So.

So.

WHO WANTS A MAKEOVER? ♥

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Don't you guys ever get tired of dressing up all the time? These parties are so fancy and complicated. Most of the time they just seem like too much work to really be worth it.

Playing with Mieu would be more fun than most of those parties and that's saying something.

Yeah, so. I like video games. They're fucking awesome. You know what's not fucking awesome? When the dude you're using fucking sleeps with a goddamn blue alien. And they show it. And there's no way to avoid it. Fuck, my eyes.

I don't think I can look at anything blue the same way again.

I feel so betrayed by you, former game-love of my life.